I am a teenage girl and like all teenage girls I go to the bathroom a lot, and it’s not because I like to fix my makeup it’s because I have a weak bladder. Well as I was in the bathroom today I heard an unpleasant noise coming from the air vent. It sounded like some unknown creature trying to escape, and my first thought was to run out of the bathroom. But as I sorted out my options I resorted to having toilet paper already taken off the roll and the door open in case the creature succeeded in his plan. And the reason I couldn’t leave is because I can’t crap under pressure, so instead my mind wandered to the thing above me. And the first thought was of the most retched creature known to man bum, bum, bum…. THE ROACH!!!
Why am I so afraid of roaches well it started when I was younger I had a very traumatic experience that I don’t want to talk about at this second. And after that thought I did my best to clear my system so I wouldn’t have to go in there again yet I did. The second time I went into the bathroom the sound was gone and it made me wearier than when it was there. What if it escaped what if it’s on me what if it’s behind me? Yeah and soon I was like one of those people on horror movies that start getting really paranoid except I’d rather deal with a possessed spirit that with a roach. And finally when I washed my hands there it was just watching me like it was sizing me up, so I moved slowly to the door and opened it than suddenly the wretched creature was coming at my face.
Yeah you got that right it was a flying roach I started to scream and swat at it. And soon like a superhero out of a movie my older sister, Lauren swooped in with her high heel squishing that thing. I love her and that’s why she is my profile picture for now because if she wasn’t there I might have died at a young age by having a heart attack. Comment if anything like that has ever happened to you. Love you Lauren thanks for saving me!!
Why am I so afraid of roaches well it started when I was younger I had a very traumatic experience that I don’t want to talk about at this second. And after that thought I did my best to clear my system so I wouldn’t have to go in there again yet I did. The second time I went into the bathroom the sound was gone and it made me wearier than when it was there. What if it escaped what if it’s on me what if it’s behind me? Yeah and soon I was like one of those people on horror movies that start getting really paranoid except I’d rather deal with a possessed spirit that with a roach. And finally when I washed my hands there it was just watching me like it was sizing me up, so I moved slowly to the door and opened it than suddenly the wretched creature was coming at my face. Yeah you got that right it was a flying roach I started to scream and swat at it. And soon like a superhero out of a movie my older sister, Lauren swooped in with her high heel squishing that thing. I love her and that’s why she is my profile picture for now because if she wasn’t there I might have died at a young age by having a heart attack. Comment if anything like that has ever happened to you. Love you Lauren thanks for saving me!!
No comments:
Post a Comment